Dragon Attack Insurance 2024 Edition
Provided by The Adventurers' Supply Store, in Brooklyn, NY. With art as terrifying as it is gorgeous by Enoch's Easel, provide total protection to your domicile this upcoming year for only $3.50 a month.
Ships in discreet packaging, so our neighbors wont know your house is off the "Lair Market", and packaged with a refillable magnetic wooden holder, you can sleep well that this home is, indeed, safe from dragons.
• Hangers made from natural wood
• Poster secured by magnets
• Comes with a matching string
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
As Winter approaches, and the hotblooded young dragons slow down, their minds turning to their first lair, do NOT be caught by surprise. The Adventurers’ Supply is proud to offer a one year term insurance to give you peace of mind against our scaly adversaries.
How Does it work?
When you receive your poster-sized agreement, all you need to do is sign the bottom, and post to social media of your choice, tagging us at www.dragonattackinsurance.com so we know when your coverage begins. Hang it with pride in any room that needs a bit of beautiful art, and where you can see it and be reminded daily that your home is, in fact, safe from dragons. Once activated, your coverage follows YOU, going wherever you bring your poster.
What Do I Get?
Apart from peace of mind? A 12x18 contract printed on demand (with artistic embellishments from Enoch’s Easel,) and a wooden magnetic holder that lets display your coverage for all to see. And, because the holder is magnetic, in future years you can simply purchase the discounted re-fill.
Can I get it for Christmas?
Of Course! Order before December 11th.
Can I Get it Outside of the US?
Nope. Shipping and protecting the US only at the moment.